Yelp Review the Musical

A bass-baritone homeowner sacrifices his day off, his dentist appointment, and his pajama dignity for a cable installation window of eight AM to four PM — then receives a "We missed you!" text at 4:01 while standing at his own front door. Featuring Brad, the mythical technician, a soprano trio as the hold-music jingle, and an SATB choir erupting fortissimo on "I had not moved / for eight hours." One star.

A mezzo-soprano client, a baritone nail tech named Dustin, and a full SATB choir convene to address the discontinuation of OPI Ballet Slipper, its coral replacement, and a gel chip on the index finger two days later. The color was not basically identical. One star.

A contralto arrives at the dry cleaner with a pink slip, a barcode sticker, and a coupon — and is told there is no record of any blue shirt. The shirt belonged to her late father. The manager's name is not Bev. Full pit orchestra, SATB choir, one star.