Saint of the Coworker Who Replies-All to "Add Me to the Meeting"

Solemn canonization of the patron saint of all who have watched a private request become public record — as thirty-two recipients received the notification, and the replies of "me too" began their unholy procession.

Each weekday at end-of-workday, a modern hagiographer canonizes one daily small American suffering — Saint of the Hold Music, Saint of the One AirPod, Saint of the Printer That Needs Cyan to Print Black.